WASHINGTON, DC- It is difficult to pin down the most insane Democrat in the House because there are so many of them, from former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to brother-marrying Somali escapee Ilhan Omar and on to crazy Maxine Waters. However we may finally be able to award the prize and that goes to outgoing Texas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.
The party that gave us President John F. Kennedy, Thomas “Tip” O’Neil, and hell, even Bill Clinton, has moved so far left and into the twilight zone that it is unrecognizable, especially to those of us born during the baby boom generation.
Nothing epitomizes the sheer insanity of the radical left than Crockett, the shapeshifting Texas representative who speaks like an educated law school graduate one minute and mutates into an ebonics-talking ghetto fabulous wanna-be the next. She is nothing if not a fraud. Crockett is so bad that she got whooped by James Tallerico, a phony pastor who claims that Jesus would have favored abortion, in the Democratic Senate primary in Texas. Yet she apparently fancies herself presidential material, which if an asteroid strikes the Earth and she actually gets elected would absolve Joe Biden of being the dumbest president in our 250 year history.
Crockett took the crazy to a whole new level this week, however, when she justified 17-year-old Karmelo Anthony’s brazen murder of another 17-year-old, Austin Metcalf last year during a rain delay at a high school track meet. Anthony, who was convicted of stabbing Metcalf to death in what he claimed was “self-defense”, was sentenced to 35 years in prison, which is about 35 years too few.
Crockett, like any good race hustler, immediately played the race card, claiming that if the roles were reversed and the killer was white, he wouldn’t have been convicted of murder. This for a killing where Anthony took a pocket knife and plunged it through Metcalf’s sternum and into his heart, piercing it and killing him.
Anthony’s defense tried to claim he did so in self-defense, a claim so absurd as to make the idiot hall of fame. Anthony entered a tent where he wasn’t supposed to be, acted like a gangsta, and refused to leave when asked multiple times by several students, including Metcalf. His “self-defense” claim? He said that Metcalf “pushed” him. Not shoved…pushed. Witnesses said the push was more like a tap directing him to leave. That, Anthony claimed, was a threat that warranted stabbing Metcalf in the chest.
Crockett said that Anthony had the right to kill Metcalf because “he simply didn’t want to be put out in the rain by some random kid.” She then equivocated the stabbing, claiming a pocket knife is “not a deadly weapon” and justifying him stabbing Metcalf “one time, 2 inches. He didn’t stab him 5, 6, 7 times.”
dir="ltr">And this moron is supposedly a lawyer, who clearly doesn’t understand what constitutes murder. By her logic, since a pocket knife is a “small weapon,” a bullet, which is much smaller than a pocket knife, cannot be called a weapon or instrument of a weapon. Such is how stupid this woman is.
“Wait a minute, it was this?” Crockett asked rhetorically, holding her thumb and forefinger an inch apart during an episode of Clock It With Crockett,” whatever the hell that is.
“Was it a switch [blade]? I don’t know what he had,” Crockett said, feigning ignorance.
One of the guests informed her that it was “a multi-tool” [it was not] similar to a Swiss army knife.
“Yeat, like with the little scissors and everything and whatever. So it was small,” Crockett said in mock disbelief. “Well, I would argue the size of it alone, you wouldn’t even think it’s a deadly weapon.”
Moron.
Cornell Law School defines a deadly weapon as “an object, instrument, substance, or device which is intended to be used in a way that is likely to cause death, or with which death can be easily and readily produced.”
A knife, no matter the size, used in a manner that is “likely” to cause death is, in fact, a deadly weapon. Our University of Houston law school graduate should know that, but Crockett is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal.
Crockett wasn’t done yet.
“If a 300-pound man is beating me, like on top of me and beating me down, I’m not limited to fists,” the esteemed lame-duck dimwit crowed, completely embellishing the facts of the case.
dir="ltr">Metcalf, according to reports, weighed about 200 pounds at six feet tall, hardly Andre the Giant. Anthony meanwhile was 5 feet 11 and weighed 162 pounds. According to witnesses and the facts of the case, Metcalf wasn’t “beating” anyone or “on top” and “beating” anyone down. He gave Anthony the equivalent of a poke. Period.
Anthony wasn’t an innocent bystander or trespasser. When he was confronted, witnesses testified that he became aggressive and after repeated requests that he leave the tent, he dared Metcalf to “touch me” and “you’re going to have to move me,” all while putting his hand inside his bag in an apparent sign that he had some type of weapon. He wasn’t an innocent victim. He was looking for a fight. And honestly, why does Crockett think an “innocent boy” would bring a knife to a track meet? He was looking for trouble.
Transitioning to the race card, Crockett attempted to downplay the grief being experienced by Austin Metcalf’s mother, saying, “Black women live in agony every day that I promise the Metcalfs have never lived through.
dir="ltr">In some ways, we will miss Jasmine Crockett. Like so many other Democrats, she is the gift that keeps on giving. For us, we are uncertain what old Jazzy will do once she is mercifully out of Congress. Perhaps a barista at Starbucks would fit her intelligence level. No, that’s an insult to baristas. Perhaps a pre-school teacher. Then again, she might be at a disadvantage because three and four-year-olds would give her a run for her money in the intelligence department.
The one thing we can all hope for is that she goes away and takes her racist, far-left shtick with her never to be seen again. One less member of the lunatic “Squad” is a win for our country.
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